Friday, June 02, 2006

On Random Public Obsessions

1. Spelling bee: Never understood why this creates such a big buzz. Is it just another demonstration of intellectual superiority of the indian diaspora in the US, or is it a real competition? Why is everyone so obsessed with it?

As an aside, the girl who came second stumbled on the word weltschmerz. Wait, did I spell it wrong?

2. Fanaa: Yes, its maudlin and full of improbable conicidences. Yes, the plot is full of craters. Yes, the shayari gets a little too much to bear. Yes, Kajol still looks thin and young. Yes, Aamir Khan still looks fat and old. Yes, we differ on the yakkity-yakking Bobo female. Yes, to have Lara Dutta in a blink-and-you-miss-it cameo is bad. Yes, to have Lara Dutta and not have an item-number is worse.

But then all said and done, we have to remember the premise: "Its a Yash Raj movie", and that would explain it all. We are talking about the same factory which mass-produced tearjerkers like Veer Zaara, Mohabbatein and Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. They do this for a living. What else did you expect?

3. Vinci da Code: Err, the lesser said the better. The controversy and the sensationalization of it, in my opinion, is way past its sell out date. Read it, haven't watched the movie yet. But I wonder how they will manage to implement the trivia-in-the-storyline, a format patented and perfected by Dan Brown. Heaven forbid, if there are any car chases, I would hate for Sophie(?) to exclaim "Jesus Christ" and the Langdon fellow to give us a "crash"-course in what I call reinterpreted history in response.
(Thanks AA for the Vinci da Code bit. Apparently, thats what they would call the movie in Sadda Punjab. Sorry, I killed the joke.)

4. Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt: I pity her that despite her parents' honest effort to find the remotest corner in the world for her, that's perhaps the last bit of privacy she will ever get. They also made an honest effort to find her a name as "remote". Frankly, I pity her more for her name, for everytime she will have to stand in front of a desk and spell it out, oooof. But then, maybe she never will have to. With those set of genes, I don't think so.

5. And whats with Oriyas these days: First there was the winner Budhia Singh and his "also-ran" counterpart Dilip Rana. Then the NASA awardees and the tea-stall owner's son who made it to the IAS made us proud. Now there is a woman getting married to a snake. Suddenly Oriyas are ubercool and are commanding their own space on the news paper. I wonder if I am missing the publicity bandwagon.

I am getting mo' and mo' cynical by the minute.

*Update*: Few days after this was posted: Desipundit led me to this piece:
On Being Oriya


Lihtnes said...

I wont be surprised if Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt adopts Oriya as her mother tongue and then goes on to win the Spelling Bee?

Meanwhile, man do I wish Langdon would crash his car into Yash Raj and the body goes floating right under the spelling bee competitor's stage

Mo said...

Well, that would be a best case scenario, isn't it? And who do you wish should go first, Langdon or Yash Raj people?

Glad to see you get back to your usual moniker.

fizz said...

everytime i go through another corny-n-cheesy yah raj film, i wonder what happened to the man who made Silsila.

to my credit, i was fanaaed first day first show, weeping for my 200 bucks of pocket money :'(

and ro sho mo', thank you for the blogroll :)

Mo said...

Ouch fizz. Pocket money? Sheesh.
I remember wasting mine on Kabhi Khushi...

vijayendra said...

After writing that post on Oriyas, I realised how many were actually actively doing their thing on the blogosohere.

No wonder, they were doing it quietly. :)

Mo said...

@Vijayendra: I think we Oriyas are perhaps a little conscious of our identities.

Tell me something, when you meet another Oriya, do you speak in English or in Oriya?

Sinfully Pinstripe said...

Ujjwala Raut, dude. Dipannita Sharma.


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